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Yun to Aapko roz yaad kiya karte hai,
Man hi man me dekh liya kate hai,
Kya huaa agar aap paas nahi aate,
Hum to dil hi dil me mulakat kar liya karte hai,

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Gulab to toot kar bikhar jaata hai,
Par khusbu hawa me barkararrehti hai,
Jaane wale to chod ke chale jaatehain,
Par ehsaas to dilon me barkararrehte hain.. ..

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हर लम्हा आपके होठों पेमुस्कान रहे,
हर गम से आप अनजान रहें,
जिसके साथ महक उठे आपकीजिंदगी,
हमेशा आपके पास वो इंसान रहे...

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प्यार के उजाले में गम काअंधेरा क्युँ है,
जिसको हम चाहें वही रूलाताक्युँ है,
मेरे रबा अगर वो मेरा नसीबनही तो..
ऐसे लोगों से हमें मिलाताक्युँ है..

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समंदर पीड का अंदर है लेकिनरो नहीं सकता,
ये आँसु प्यार का मोती हैइसको खो नहीं सकता,
मेरी चाहत को दुल्हन तु बनालेना मगर सुन ले...
जो मेरा हो नहीं पाया वो तेरा.

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Kuch log zindgi me is kdarshamil ho jate hain
Agar bhulna chaho to or yad atehain.
Bas jate hain wo dil me is kadar
Ke ankhen band kro to samnenazar aate hain…

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Suraj se kaho roshni dena chhorde,
Sitaro se kaho timtimana chhor de.
Agar tum nahi aa sakte to,
apni yadon se kaho Humein satanachhor de…

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Nazrein mili toh laga jaise sapna
Pass dikhi toh laga koi apna
Dil ko aapse bas yehi hai kehna
Ki aapka pyar toh hai dil kagehna…

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Kyo kisi se itna pyar ho jata hai,
ek pal ka intzar bhi dushwar hojata hai,
lagne lagte hai apne bhi praye,
aur ek ajnabi par aitbar ho jatahai…

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Na Peene ka sook tha na pilane kasook tha
Hame to shirf najre milane kasook tha
Per kya kare ham najre usi se milabaitehe
Jinhe najro se pilane ka sook tha…

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Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me
Coldrink Ki Botle
Leke Bethi Thi,
Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko
Lagati To Kabhi 20
Min Me, Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa
Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini
Aur Puri 1 Ghut
Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete Hai,
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Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To
Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

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Satsang me baba Ramdev bole:
aaj ki auratein itne jaleel kapde pehanti
hain k sab nazar aata hai..
Unki kameez nazar aati hai,
Unki taange nazar aati hain,
Unka jism nazar aata hai,
Khula ang-pardarshan hota hai...

Peeche se Santa ki awaz aayi, "
"Baba ji aap parvachan do..mood mat banao
raat ko need nahi aayegi=

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1 BudaSanta Ko Roz
Kaju-Badam Khane Ko Deta
Santa:Ap Mujhe Roz
Kaju-Badam Kyu Dete Ho
Budha:Daat To He Nahi Chuskar Fekna Acha Nahi Lagta

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Santa Bhaagta Hua Ghar Aaya Aur Hanfte
Hue Apni Biwi Se Bola Santa: “Ghar Ka Saara Keemti Samaan
Chhupa Do, Mere Kuch Dost Party Karne
Aa Rahe Hain” Preeto Ne Hairani Se Puchha: “Kyun
Aapke Dost Chura Lenge Kya?” Santa: “Nahi Pehchaan Lenge

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Ek kutta ek car k neeche baitha tha..
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santa aaya aur usk pooch kheechta hua bola:" nikal
saale bhootni k..

bada aaya mechanical engineer.."

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Santa Ko Thane Mein Laya Gaya
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Aur Police Inpector Ke Aage Pesh Kiya Gaya
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Inspector: “Tumne Is Bechare Bikhari Ko Itna
Kyu Maara?”.
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Santa: “Mene Isko Kitni Baar Bola Ki Main Aisa
Waisa Aadmi Nahi Hoon, Fir Bhi Sala Bolta
Hai,
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."Ek
Baar De De Baba“ . :P :

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Bacha:" 1 Litre Aata De Do!
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Dukandar:" Beta Aata Kilo K Hisab Se Milta Hai..
Dobara Kaho!
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Bacha:" Bottle Mein 1 Kilo Aata De Do!
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Dukandar:" Beta Aata Bottle Mein Nahin Aata..

Tum Dukandar Bano! Main Batata Hun K aata Kaise Lete Hain..
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Dukandar:" ék Kilo Aata Dedo!
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Bacha:" Bottle Laye Ho

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Girl to her engineer bf:
Tum
mujhe dhokha toh nhi doge
na?

He: Ab tu bhi mera
mazak udayegi?
Tujhe
dhokha dene ke liye dusri
kaha se launga? :/

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Boy in a romantic mood -
Aaj mausam kitna suhana hai..
Thandi hawa bhi hai...,
Badal bhi hai aasmaan mein...
Baarish bhi hone wali hai......
Tumhe kya lagta hai???
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Girl (gusse mein) - Mujhe lagta hai
aaj mera game bajnewala hai kaminey

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Salman: Main Revital kareeb 15 saal se kha
raha hoon
Kapil Sharma : SHAADI HO NAHI RAHI.
KATRINA KO RANBEER LE GAYA, AISHWARYA KO ABHISHEK LE GAYA..
REVITAL KHA KAR KYA MILA?
ab tu le BABAJI KA THULLU

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Me : Bhai Original Shades hai ?
He : Haan , RayBan hai .
Me : Hatt gandu Nakli hai
na ?
He : haha Haan , Original Lag rahe
hai na ? :D :P

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Beta: mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale
naaraz hote hain kya......??
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Maa: Tu yakenan kisi chudail ke chakkar main hoga
or ye sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga,
Ladkiyan to bas ladkon ko phansaane me he lagi
rehti hain
Jahan Acha Ladka dekha shuru
ho gai, Beta in se bach ke rehna ye bahot makkar or
KAMEENI hoti hain or inka to khandan bhi
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Beta: aisa kuch nahi hai, Wo to Daddy bata rahe the
ke Aap Dono ne Love Marriage ki thi.. :D

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Dukandar- bolo sahab, kya chahiye?

Customer-
biwi ke kutte ke liye cake lene aaya hu,
milega kya??

Dukandar- yahi kahoge ya parcel
karke dun??

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WIFE:-Q.Ji, Roz Subah,

Mere Chehre Pe Pani Q Dalte ho.

Pati:-Tere Baap Ne kaha tha,
Ke Meri Beti PHOOL ki tarha hai.
Ise Murjhane Mat Dena,
Isliye subh pani deta hu.

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After breakup:

Girl: Kamine maine jo wallet, watch, deo, t-shirt, jeans, belts, shoes diye the sab wapas kar..

Boy: Tujhe ghumaane me petrol laga woh waapis kar..

Girl: Kya main apne jaanu se mazak bhi nahi kar sakti..!!

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एक बच्चा दबंग देखकर आया.
स्कूल में.....
सर: बेटा तुम्हारे सारे उत्तर गलत हैं मार्क्स दें तो कहां?
बच्चा: कमाल करते हैं मास्टर जी. मार्क्स ही तो मांग रहे हैं,
चुपचाप दे दो वरना थप्पड़ मार के भी ले सकते हैं.
सर: बदतमीज़……….
बच्चा: बदतमीज़ से याद आया आप के पापा कैसे हैं?
सर: निकल जा मेरी क्लास से.
बच्चा: चुपचाप से मार्क्स दे दो वरना आंसर सीट में इतने छेद
करेंगे कि कन्फ्यूज हो जाओगे कि मार्क्स कहां दें और जीरो कहां दें!

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jb bhi kisi ko karib paya hai,
kasam khuda ki wahi dhokha khaya hai,
mumkin nahi hi ki mai tmhe bhula doon,
aur umar bhar tmhe bhi meri yaad rahegi,

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baadlo k darmiyan kuchh aisi sajis hui,
mera mitti ka ghar tha wahi baares hui,
falak ko aadat thi jahan bijli girane ki,
hum ko bhi jid thi wahan aasiyana banane ki.

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Tohafe Mein Mat Gulab Lekar Aana,
Meri Qabr Per Mat Charag Lekar Aana.
Bahot Pyasa Hoon Arso’n Se Main,
Jub Bhi Aana Sharaab Lekar Aana..

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Kisi Bewaffa Ne Mere Dil Ko Tod
Diya..
Isliye
Humne Apna Raasta Mod Liya..
Ishq Mohabbat Ki Baaten Humse
Mat Karna Dosto..
Qki
Humne To Pyar Karna Hi Chhod
Diya..!

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Badal Gayi Raah Magar Hum Khoye Nahi,

Dard Tha Dil Me Par Hum Roye Nahi,

Koi Nahi Humara Jo Puchhle Humse,

Jaag Rahe Ho Kis Ke Liye Or Kis Ke Liye Soye Nahi

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Dil Karta Hai Zndgi Tujhe De Du..
Zndgi Ki Saari Khusiyan Tujhe De Du..
De De Agar Tu Mujhe Bharosa Apne
Saath Ka..
To
Yakeen Maan Apni Saanse Bhi Tujhe
De Du..!

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Na Khusiyaan Saath Hai
Na Mohabbat Paas Hai..
Meri Zndgi Ke Har Pal Ko
Tanhaai Raas Hai..
Gila Kare Hum To Kis Se Kare..
Wo Hi Nahi Hai Paas
Jo Sab Se Khaas Hai..!

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Toota Huaa Phool Khushboo De Jata Hai,
Bita Huaa Pal Yaadein De Jata Hai,
Har Shaks Ka Apna Andaaz Hota Hai,
Koi Pyar Mein Zindagi To Koi Zindagi Mein Pyaar De Jata Hai !!

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Kyon Puchtee Phirti Ho Mere Pyaar Ka Ab Qissa,
Kirdaar Mein Shamil Tha Misaalon Mein Nahi Thaa,
Ghairon Ki Tarah Unke Rawaiye They Mere Sath,
Main Ab Ke Baras Unke Khayalon Mein Nahi Thaa !!

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Ab Zikra Mera Unke Hawaon Mein Nahi Thaa,
Shayad Main Kahin Chahne Walon Mein Nahi Thaa,
Lagta Hai Ke Qismat Mein Andhere Hi Likhe Theyy Mere,
Main Raat Ka Jugnoo Mein Tha Ujalon Mein Nahi Thaa !!

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Agar Na Ho Yakeen To Aazma Ke Dekho,
Tum Khud Ko Bhi Itna Chah Na Paogee,
Main Wo Saaya Hoon Teri Saanso Se Jura,
Ek Pal Bhi Isse Khud Se Juda Na Paogee,
Mera Rab Gawah Hai Meri Mahobbat Ka,
Chahkar Bhi Tum Mujko Bhula Na Paogee !!

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Ankhon me har pal naye khwab sajate rehte hain, Khusiyo se bhare nagme gungunate rehte hain,
Har saal manate hai Dost janamdin mera,
Har saal hum apne jivan ka 1 saal gavate rehte hain…

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Dur Hum Aapse To Kuchh Gam Nahi,
Dur Rahkar Udnewale Hum Nahi,
Roj Mulakat Nahi To Kya Hua ,
Apki Yaad Mulakat Se Kam Nahi

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Muskurate labo ko aashu pila diya,
MOhabbat ka karz tha usne chukka diya,
Maine kaha Dil me mohabbat ki roshani kardo,
Usne is bahane Dil hi jala diya......

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Aansu Aa Jate Hai Ankho Me,
Pr Labo Pe Hsi Lani Padti Hai,
Yeh Mohabbat Bhi Kya Cheez Hai Yaro,
Jisse Krtey Ho Usi Se Chhupani Pdti Hai..

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Kabhi hasata hai pyaar,
Kabhi rulata hai pyaar,
Har pal ki yaad dilata hai yeh pyaar,
Chaho ya na chaho,
Par aapke hone ka ehsaas dilata hai yeh pyaar.

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Tumse dur jane ka irada na tha,
Sada sath rahne ka bhi wada na tha,
Tum yaad na karoge ye jante the hum,
Par itni jaldi bhool jaogi ye andaza na tha...

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Pas Aa Zara Dil Ki Baat Batau Tujhko, Kaise Dhadkta Hai Dil,Aawaz Sunau Tujhko; Aake Tu Dekhle Dil Pe Naam Likkha Hai Tera, Agar Tu Kahe To Dil Cheer Kar Dikhau Tujhko; Jitna Jalaya Hai Tune Pyar Mein Mujhko, Dil o Karta Hai Me Bhi Jalaun Itna Tujhko; Ajnabi Hota To Aisa Bhi Kar Lete Shayad, Magar Tu To Apna Hai Kaise Sataun Tujhko.

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Jis ghari teriyadon ka sama hota ha,
Phir humein aram kahan hota hay,

Hosla mujh mein nahi tujhko bula deny ka,
Kaam sadiyon ka hai, lamhon main kahan hota hai

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DEAR CUSTOMER:

Assalam-o-Aliakum,

Aapki mohabbat ki validity khatam ho rahi hai,
Baraye meharbani forun 1 pyara sa SMS kar k recharge karen,
FROM:
LOVE CARE CENTER

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Humne Chaand se pooha
teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai?
Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara
kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jisay
dekh kar mein chamakta hoon

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Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale paray ghum se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab ghamon ko bhulanay k liye

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main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
"MERA India ZINDABAD"

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PYAR means....
P = Phone karna..
Y = Yaad karna..
A = Azadi khona..
R = Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!!
Unko hamari yaad aaye..So don't PYAR.

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