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समेट कर ले जाओ..
अपने झूठे वादों के अधूरे क़िस्से..
अगली मोहब्बत में तुम्हें फिर..
इनकी ज़रूरत पड़ेगी।

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जो लडकियाँ School में मुझसे कहती थी कि शक्ल देखी है अपनी
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आज उन्हीं लडकियों का Husband देखकर
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दिल को सुकून मिलता है

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❤न कोई किसी से दूर होता है ........
        न कोई किसी के करीब होता है .......
प्यार खुद चल कर आता है,
           जब कोई किसी का नसीब होता है...

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अब हिचकियाँ आती हैं तो पानी पी लेते हैं,,,
ये वहम छोड़ दिया कि कोई याद करता है

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सूरज निकलने का वक़्त हो गया,
फूल खिलने का वक़्त हो गया,
मीठी नींद से जागो मेरे दोस्त,
सपने हक़ीकत में लाने का वक़्त हो गया !!

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हर रिश्ते को आजमाया है हमने
कुछ पाया पर बहुत गंवाया है हमने
हर उस शक्स ने रुलाया है
जिसको भी इस दिल में बसाया है हमने

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जान तक देने की बात होती है यहाँ,.
पर यकीन मानिये,
दुआ तक दिल से नही देते है लोग.

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पत्नी: आलू का पराँठा बना दू आज आपको ?
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पति: नहीं रहने दे ,
मैं इंसान ही ठीक हूँ,
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बड़ी आई जादूगरनी।।

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पति.. ( अपनी पत्नी से )- प्रिये । मैं तुम्हें बहुत प्यार करता हूँ .....

पत्नी - तो क्या मैं आपको नहीं करती ? मै तो तुम्हारे लिये सारी दुनिया से लड सकती हूँ ..

पति- लेकिन तुम तो दिन रात मुझसे ही लडती रहती हो ?

पत्नी - तुम्ही तो मेरी दुनिया हो........

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उसने कहा मत देख मेरे सपने, मुझे पाने की तेरी औकात नही मेंने भी हस कर कहा पगली आना हो तो आजा मेरे सपनो मे हकीकत मे आने की तेरी औकात नही!!!

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ful hai gulab ka chameli ka nhi
wah! wah!
ful hai gulab ka chameli ka nhi
wah! wah!
dost hu apka apki saheli ka nhi

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wo ankh badi pyari thi.
jo ankh usne mujhe mari thi.
mujhe to baad me pata chala ae bhai,
ki use bhi baba ramdev ki bimari thi.

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Sharmayen Kaliyan Aur Phoolo Ne Kiya
Ishara Ho, Tumhari Aankho Me Bas
Ek Pyar Humara Ho, Khuda Ki
Kasam Kya Khoob Hoga Wo Nazara,
Jaan Kahke Jab Tumne Hume Pukara
Ho.

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Pyar ki numayish kiya kro
Sb ko pyar dene ki kwahis kiya kro
Kabi kamjor nai hogi Apki haddiya
Bus roj 2 boond DABUR LAAL TEL se malish kiya kro..

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Is Husn Ka Jab Se Deedar Kiya Hai,
Bas Pyar Kiya Pyar Kiya
Hai, Ye Jhoot Hai Ki Tumne Hame
Pyar Kiya Hai, Hamne
Tumhe Julfon Me Girftaar Kiya Hai.

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एक टीचर ने बच्चे से पूछा :
स्कूल क्या है ....??
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बच्चे ने जवाब दिया
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स्कूल वो जगह है ..
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जहाँ पर हमारे पापा को लूटा जाता है
और
हमें कूटा जाता है ..!! :

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Boy :- I love you ..
Girl :- kitni ladkiyon KO bol chuke ho???
Boy :- tum 7th ho
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Girl :- Awwww tum kitna sach bolte ho, love you
too
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MORAL :- Moral voral kuchh nahi , ladka Audi me
tha...

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Arz Kiya Hai.
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Kitni Haseen Ho Aap,
Kitni Haseen Ho Aap,
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Khud Ko Duniya Ki Nazro Se
Bachaya Karo.
Wah-Wah Wah-Wah
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Ankho Me Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi.
Ankho Me Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi.
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Gale Me Nimbu Mirchi Bhi Latkaya Karo.

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patni (pati se) -agar mere aur tumhari sas par ek sath tiger hamla kar de to kise bachaoge.
PATI-Kuchh der sochate hie kaha TIGER ko...............?

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Na Wafa Ki Umeed Hogi
Na Wafa Ki Bat Hogi
Ab Mohabat Jis Sy B
Hogi Crickt Worldcup
K Bad Hogi,
Enjoy WorldCup 2015 Start

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"Yaar iss se acha to apne employees ko
salary hi de deta..Kam se kam kuch kaam to
karte" - Vijay Mallya after watching Yuvraj's
performance.

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Dosti karo BSNL waali se.
Pyar karo IDEA waali se.
Baat karo AIRTEL waali se.
Aankh ladao VODAFONE waali se.
Par dosto......!
Shadi karo ''8INA MOBILE'' waali se.

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Ladke Ne Apni Nayi Bani Girl-friend Ko Bade Pyar Se Samjhate Hue Kaha.
Boy: “Darling Humhare Pyaar Ke Baare Me Kisi Ko Kuch Mat Batana”
Girl: “Aapki Bahan Ko To Zarur Bataongi”
Boy: “Arrey Usko Kyu?”
Girl: “Kamini Kahti Thi Koi Kutte Ka Pilla Hi Hoga Jo Tum Se Pyaar Karega.“

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Funny Msg But True lines:
Jab Rishto Main "Bharosa" Aur Mobile Main "Network" Nahi Rehta To Log Games Khelna Shuru Kar Detay Hain.

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Pee Ke Raat Ko Hum Unko Bhulane
Lage, Sharab Me Apne Gum Ko
Mitane Lage, Zaalim Sharab Peete
Hi Asar Dikhaane Lagi, Nashe Me
Unki Saheliya Bhi Yaad Aane Lage

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Shyaad Fursat Nahin Hai Ruthne Manane Ki,
Nigahe Badal Gai Apne Or Begano Ki,
Tum Na Chodna Hath Dosti Ka,
Warna Tamanna Na Rahegi Dost Banane Ki.... :( :'(

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Kese Bhoool gayi wo guzre hue din
Lagta nahi tha us ka dil mere bin
Dosto se kaha karti thi wo b,
Kia ye b ji sakta hai mere bin
Mazaq ban jaya karti thi jo Doston
mein
khud ko tanha samjti thi wo mere bin
Isse had-e-deewangi kahoon ya
pagalpan
Tassawar me wo batein kiya karti thi
mere bin
Wo mausmo k badlny se darti nahi
thi lekin
Bahaar mein murjhaya karti thi mere
bin
Ab Aas toot gai uske aane ki
Lagta hai Wo Jeena seekh chuki hai
mere bin....

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Radha ka rang aur kanha ki Pichkari,
Pyar ke Rang se Rang do Duniya Saari,
Ye Rang na Jane koi Jaat na koi Boli,
MUBARAK ho aapko
Rang Bhari Holi
?Happy Holi?

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radha ka rang
kanha ki pichkari
pyar ke rang me rang do duniya sari
aap hamesha slamat rahe yahi hai dua hamari
happy holi!

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Holi Par Rang Barse
Aur
Aapke Uppar Apno Ka Pyar
Barse
Rab Se Yahi Dua Hai Hamari
Aap Khusi Ke Liye Nahi
Khusi Aapke Liye Tarse..!
Happy Hol

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Nadan hai wo log jo samchte hai ki HUM LAUT ke wapash aayenge,,,
aaye dost,,,,
HUM jis mahefil ko chur dete hai,,,,
waha fir kabhi sama nahi jalti,,,

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Holi Signifies..
H .. Have Fun
O .. Open Ur Heart
L .. Love Everyone
I .. Ignore Hatred
Wish U And Ur Family
A Very Happy And Colorful Holi

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Pyar
Sneh
Samarpan
Dulaar
Mohabbat
Sadbhawna
Sadvichaar
In Saat Rango Ki Rahe Baucchar
Aaj Ka Din Laye Aapke Jeevan Me
Satrangi Bahaar..
Happy Holi

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Aey Chand Taaro Zara Inko Aik Hath
Maro,.
Bistar Sey Inko Neechey Utaaro,.
Karo In k Sath Ab Tum Fight,.
kyun k Yeh So Rahey Thay Bina Kahey
“Good NIGHT”

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Petrol Ke Rate Badne Ke Baad Santa Scootar Leke
Petrol Pump Gaya.
Salesman: “Kitne Ka Daalu?”
Santa: “Abe 2-4 Rs Ka Iske Upar Spray Kar De, Aag
Lagani Hai.“

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Ladkiyan Foreigner Honi Chahiye,,
Local To Mumbai Ki Trains Bhi Hai..
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Ladki Andar Se Aachi Honi Chahiye,,
Bahari Nikhar To Fair & Lovely Bhi Deti Hai..

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Dil Ki Dhadkan Hi Ruk Gyi.
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Jb Light Gyi Or Kaam Wali Bai Boli.
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Wot D Hell Is Dis
U Dnt Hv Invortor...:p:p

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The most beautiful people in the world are not those with attractive faces or skinny body, but those who know how to respect the beauty of others! Stay beautiful!

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Geography Teacher: Agar koi chota planet
prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga?
Student: to ‘Tadang’ jaisa aavaj aayega.
Sir gusse se: Kyu ??
Student: Ye Duniya, Ye Duniya Pittal di.

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ATintumonafter being beaten up by his mom was frustrated n was sitting out...
Dad came&asked him,
"wat happended son?"
Tintumon: Dad i can't adjust wit ur wife anymore I want my own wife".....!!!!:)

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Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya
humne.
Pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne.
Mat soch ke hum bhool gaye hain
tuje.
aaj bhi khuda se pehle tuje yaad kiya
humne.

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Love ko life me mast hona chahye,
Student ko love me interest hona chahye,
Aashiq isk me perfect hona chahye,
Ye bhi college me subject hona chahye...!!!

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Dundumon : All tragedies are Finished by"A DEATH".Then no problem
Tintumon : And all comedies are finished by"A MARRIAGE ” . Then the problems begin.......

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Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote: Drive carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the teachers..!!

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Dil ke dard ko zuban par laate nahi...
Hum apni aankhon se aansu bahate nahi...
Zakhm chahe gehre he kyon na ho....
Hum 'dettolE ke siwa kuch lagate nahi.....

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Dil To Unke Seene Mai Bhi Machlta Hoga,
Husn Bhi Sau-sau Baar Rang Badlta Hoga,
Uthti Hogi Jab Nighahen Unki,
Khud Khuda Bhi Gir-gir Ke Sambhalta Hoga....

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Tintumon: My mobil bil how much ?
Customer care girl: ...>Pls dial 123&know your current bill status.
Tintumon: Bull Sh*t... Not Current Billl.... My Phone Billl.....

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Teacher: wat’s d difference between bus and cycle??
Tintumon:Bus varum pokum bt bus stand avide thanne kaanum….
cycleum varum pokum but cycle standum kude pokum!!!!

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Santa apni patni ko roz -roz yeh
keh kar chidata tha :-
3 bacho ki amma....................
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patni ko bahut gussa aata tha......
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ek din jaise hi santa ne
bola : 3 bacho ki amma..
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patni ne turant jawab diya :
bolo 2 bacho k papa......
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jo samajh gaye hai...wo Thoko "Like".

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A Girl Travelling In A Auto..
Girl to Auto Driver - Meeru baga chaduvukoni 1st class lo
pass ayi undachu kada sir.. Auto Driver - Evaru cheparu nenu 1st class lo pass
aina sarena..??
Girl - Mari ee auto nadapadam enti sir..??
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Auto Driver :- 1st class okate pass migatha ani fail..
Again Auto Driver rockz.
Girl Shockz...

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