User: Kajal Patel

Girl: Doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai.
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Doctor: Last time KISS kab kiya tha?
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Girl: Ek saal pehle.
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Doctor: Infection nahi hua hai "JUNG" lag gayi hai.

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Wife: Suno doctor ne muje ek maheena aaram ke liye Switzerland ya Paris jaane ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jaayenge?
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Husband: Doosre doctor ke pass.

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Fact.
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Agar Hand Writing Ki Baat Karen To
Exam Ke Aakhiri 15 Min Mein Har
Student Mein Doctor Ki Aatma Aa
Jati Hai.

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Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To,
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas
Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao,
Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein,
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Fail Ho Jauga..

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Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya hain,

Hum to yuhi chal dete hao bina muh
dhoye exam dene,

Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai.

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Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hain,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hain,
Rahte hain jo nigahon se door,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hain.

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aath tumhara dena hai,
Kuch saath tumhara pana hai,

Patthro ke is shehar me,
Ek kaanch ka ghar banana hai,

Rab ne jo rishta aasman par likha hai,
Use duniya me nibhana hai,

Ek naam tumhara likhna hai,
Ek naam hame ban jana hai,

Tum rooth ke mujhse na jaao,
Mujhe saath tumhara pana hai,

Tum laut ke waapas aa jaao,
Mujhe HUMSAFAR tumhe banana hai,,,

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Bhikari - 1 Rupaye de Do..
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Girl - Sharam nahi aati itne Smart, Handsome, Nojawaan hoke Bheek Mangte ho..
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Bhikari shocked & khush & face pe badi si smile lake bolta hai-

"Achha Darling Phir 1 Chumma hi de do.."

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Girl to boy:"wich laptop dou have.. ??
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Boy:"dell i7 procssr 2.2ghz with led displa 4gbram
1tb hrd disk n 2gb NVDIA grafix card..
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Boy to girl:"wich laptop dou have.. ??
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Girl:"pink wala... usme net bhi chalta hai and pen
drive bhi dal sakte hai. !!

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3 chor Santa , Golu aur Pappu ...
police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me
chup
gaye.
Police wale ne pehle bori par lat
maari.
Santa bola: bow bow..
Police wala: Isme kutta hai.
Fir dusri bori par lat mari..
Golu bola: meow meow...
Policewala: Isme billi hai...
Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi
awaaz
nahi aayi.
Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi
awaaz nahi
aayi
fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad Pappu
zor se
bola:
Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo.grin.png grin.png

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'Aadtain uski thi bus mujhay jalanay wali
Bat ki hans kay magar dil ko dukhanay wali
Aajkal wo mujhay kuch badla huwa lagta hai
Ho gain uski nighain bhi zamanay wali
Hum nay ikhlas ka daaman nahi chora ab tak
......Haye uski to mohabbat hai rulanay wali
Main nay samjha tha guzar jai ga mausam laikin
Rut - e - barsaat bhi nikli to sataanay wali
Tumharay wastay ab koi nahi hai WASI
Khud sai batain na karo dil ko behlanay wali...'

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'Barish ki ye pehli boondain
Kesa jadu kartee hain
Dil say khoon k katray lay kar
Meri ankhain bhartee hain
Barish k is deebachay say
Kitnay manzar khultay hain
Khuwab sa Alum, Lehja Madham,
Aankhain Nam Nam, Bheega Mausam,
Pehli barish,pehli khuwahish,
Pehla jazba, pehla waada,
Pehli khushbu, pehla aansoo,
Chup chup rehna
Soch main parna
Jo bhee kehna tashna kehna
Toota fiqra, aadha jumlaa,
Jaltee sansain, thandi aahian,
Bojhal palkain, saahir aankhain
Dhani Jora, sabz dupatta,
Lambay gaisoo, qatil khushboo
Ik pehar main
Ik jag beeta
Main nay tera bazoo thama
Wasal ki is pehlee barish main
Kiya kuch khoya, kiya kuch paya
Barish ki ye pehli boondain
Kesa jadu kartee hain
Dil say khoon k katray lay kar
Meri ankhain bhartee hain
Barish k is deebachay say
Kitnay manzar khultay hain'

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