User: MastiSMS

मां:- खाना खाने के बाद आज ब्रश मत करना बंटी..
बंटी:- ऐसा क्यों मां..??
मां:- इतना महंगा प्याज़ खाया है,
आसपास वालों को तो पता चलना ही चाहिए..!!!

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पति वह प्राणी है जो
भूत प्रेत से बेशक न डरे
मगर
पत्नी की ‘4 missed call’
खौफ पैदा करने के लिए काफी है!!!!

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जाने क्यूँ अपने ‪‎हुस्न‬ पर
इतना गुरूर है उसे..
लगता है उसका ‪
आधार‬ कार्ड अब तक नहीं बना है|

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बढ़ती हुई मंहगाई
और घटती हुई कमाई को देखकर ,
‪आधार‬ कार्ड नहीं,
बल्कि
उधार‬ कार्ड की जरुरत महसूस हो रही है|

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अपना होगा तो सता के मरहम देगा,
जालिम होगा अपना बना के जख्म देगा,
समय से पहले पकती नहीं फसल,
अरे बहुत बरबादियां अभी मौसम देगा|

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प्यार किया बदनाम हो गए,
चर्चे हमारे सरेआम हो गए,
ज़ालिम ने दिल उस वक़्त तोडा,
जब हम उसके गुलाम हो गए|

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मेरी रूह में न समाती तो भूल जाता तुम्हे,
तुम इतना पास न आती तो भूल जाता तुम्हे,
यह कहते हुए मेरा ताल्लुक नहीं तुमसे कोई,
आँखों में आंसू न आते तो भूल जाता तुम्हे|

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बदलना आता नहीं हमे मौसम की तरह,
हर इक रुत में तेरा इंतज़ार करते हैं,
ना तुम समझ सकोगे जिसे क़यामत तक,
कसम तुम्हारी तुम्हे हम इतना प्यार करते हैं|

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Aye Dard Mujhe Ab Sirf Tera Hi Sahaara Hai..
Zakhmo Ke Siva Ab Kaun Hamara Hai..
Dunia Darti Hai Maut Ke Aane Se..
Par
Hume To Zndgi Ne Bahut Be-Rehmi Se Mara Hai..!

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Hum Rooth Jaye To Manaane Ka Wada Kiya Tha..
Hum Dur Jaye To Bulaane Ka Wada Kiya Tha..
Aaj Palko Pe Ansoo Bhar Diye Usne..
Jisne Zndgi Bhar Hasaane Ka Wada Kiya Tha..!

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Jeene Ka Maqsad Maine Pyar Me Paa Liya..
Jiska Bhi Gam Mila Use Apna Bana Liya..
Tum Rookar Bhi Gam Ko Halka Na Kar Sake..
Maine Muskurahaat Ki Odh Me Gam Ko Chupa Liya..!

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Ek Khusi Ki Chaah Me Har Khusi Se Dur Hue Hum..
Kisi Se Kuch Keh Bhi Na Sake Itne Majboor Hue Hum..
Na Aayi Unhe Nibhaani Pyar Me Wafa..
Aur
Zamane Ki Nazar Me Bewafa Ke Naam Se Mashoor Hue Hum..!

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Ab Mujhe Zndgi Se Pyar Nahi Hai..
Maut Pe Hai Magar Zndgi Pe Aitbaar Nahi Hai..
Rook Le Jo Unki Yaado Ko Dilme Aane Se..
Itni Unchi Mere Dil Ki Deewaar Nahi Hai..!

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Ek Muddat Se Jo Khwab Bankar Nazar Me Raha..
Rooh Bankar Wo Mere Badan Me Raha..
Fanna Hokar Jise Chaha Tha Dharkano Ne..
Mere Kareeb Aakar Wo Shaks Ajnabi Sa Raha..!

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Wo Soo Jate Hain Aksar Hume Yaad Kiye Begair..
Hume Neend Nahi Aati Unse Baat Kiye Begair..
Kasoor Unka Nahi Kasoor Hamara Hai..
Humne Chaha Unhe Unki Izazat Ke Begair..!

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Agar Bheegne Ka Itna Hi Shauk Hai Baarish Me..
Aye Sanam
To
Dekho Meri Ankho Me..
Baarish To Har Ek Ke Liye Baraasti Hai..
Lekin
Ye Ankhe Sirf Tumhare Liye Baraasti Hai..!

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Sukhe Phool Ko Todne Waala Koi Nahi..
Toote Dil Ko Jodne Waala Koi Nahi..
Kitna Khali Hai Ye Dil Shayed Koi Jan Pata..
Afsoos Inki Dharkano Ko Sunne Waala Koi Nahi..!

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Hum To Mojud Thay Raato Me Ujaalo Ki Tarah..
Wo Nikle Hi Nahi Dhoondne Waalo Ki Tarah..
Dil To Kya Hum Rooh Me Bhi Utar Jate..
Usne Chaha Hi Nahi Chahne Waalo Ki Tarah..!

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Na Rooko Aaj Hume Koi Dard Me Doob Jane Do..
Jitne Bhi Ansoo Qaid Hai Palko Me Unhe Beh Jane Do..
Suna Hai Paani Ki Dhaar Se Patthar Bhi Kat Jate Hain..
Dekhenge Haal Pe Mere Kya Sangdil Sanam Pighal Jate Hain..!

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Chahat Ki Mehfil Me Bulaaya Tha Kisi Ne..
Khud Bulaakar Fir Sataaya Tha Kisi Ne..
Jab Tak Jali Shama Wo Jalaate Rahe Dil Mera..
Is Tarah Mehmaan Nawaazi Nibhaaya Tha Kisi Ne..!

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Ankhe Roo Padi Unka Na Paigaam Aaya..
Chale Gaye Hume Akela Chhod Ke Ye Kaisa Mukaam Aaya..
Meri Tanhai Hasi Mujh Par Aur Boli..
Bata Akhir Mere Siva Tere Kaun Kaam Aaya..!

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Hum Bhi Kabi Muskuraaya Karte Thay..
Ujaale Me Bhi Shor Machaaya Karte Thay..
Usi Diye Ne Jala Diya Mere Haatho Ko..
Jis Diye Ko Hum Hawa Se Bachaaya Karte Thay..!

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Koi Deewani Samajhta Hai Koi Pagal Samajhta Hai..
Magar
Is Dil Ki Bechaini Sirf Ek Dil Samajhta Hai..
Mai Tujhse Dur Kaise Hu Kaise Tujh Bin Ji Rahi Hu..
Ye Sirf Mai Samajhti Hu Aur Mera Dil Samajhta Hai..!

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Waqt Ke Mod Pe Aisa Waqt Aaya Hai..
Zakhm Dil Ka Zubaan Par Aaya Hai..
Na Roote Thay Hum Kaanto Ki Chubhan Se Bhi..
Par
Aaj Na Jane Kyu Phoolo Ki Khusboo Se Roona Aaya Hai..!

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Waade Pe Meri Wo Aitbaar Nahi Karte..
Hum Zikr Mohabbat Sar E Bazaar Nahi Karte..
Darta Hai Dil Unki Ruswaai Se..
Aur
Wo Samajhte Hain Hum Unse Pyar Nahi Karte..!

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Dekh Mera Naseeb Meri Taqdeer Roone Lagi..
Lahu Ke Alfaaz Dekh Tehreer Roone Lagi..
Teri Mohabbat Me Meri Halat Aisi Hui..
Ki
Surat Meri Dekhkar Meri Tasveer Roone Lagi..!

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Aye Dard Mujhe Ab Sirf Tera Hi Sahaara Hai..
Zakhmo Ke Siva Ab Kaun Hamara Hai..
Dunia Darti Hai Maut Ke Aane Se..
Par
Hume To Zndgi Ne Bahut Be-Rehmi Se Mara Hai..!

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Jeene Ka Maqsad Maine Pyar Me Paa Liya..
Jiska Bhi Gam Mila Use Apna Bana Liya..
Tum Rookar Bhi Gam Ko Halka Na Kar Sake..
Maine Muskuraahat Ki Odh Me Gam Ko Chupa Liya.!

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Ek Khusi Ki Chaah Me Har Khusi Se Dur Hue Hum..
Kisi Se Kuch Keh Bhi Na Sake Itne Majboor Hue Hum..
Na Aayi Unhe Nibhaani Pyar Me Wafa..
Aur
Zamane Ki Nazar Me Bewafa Ke Naam Se Mashoor Hue Hum..!

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Hum Rooth Jaye To Manaane Ka Wada Kiya Tha..
Hum Door Jaye To Bulaane Ka Wada Kiya Tha..
Aaj Palko Pe Ansoo Bhar Diye Usne..
Jisne Zndgi Bhar Hasaane Ka Wada Kiya Tha..!

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Vishwas Banke Log Zndgi Me Aate Hain..
Khwaab Banke Ankho Me Sama Jate Hain..
Pehle Yakeen Dilaate Hain Ki Wo Hamare Hain..
Fir
Na Jane Kyu Wo Badal Jate Hain..!

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Agar Bheegne Ka Itna Shauk Hai
Baarish Me..
Aye Sanam
To
Dekho Meri Ankho Me..
Baarish To Har Ek Ke Liye Baraasti Hai..
Lekin
Meri Ye Ankhe Sirf Tumhare Liye Baraasti Hai..!

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Shocha kisi apne se baat kare.
Apne kisi khas ko yad kare.
Kiya jo faisala'janmashtami' ki shubhkamna dene ka.
Dil ne kha kyo na aap se suruaat kare..

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राधा: आपने प्रेम मुझसे किया, पर शादी रुखमनी से क्यों की?
कृष्ण: शादी में दो लोग चाहिए और हम तो एक हैं!
कृष्ण जन्मआष्ट्मी शुभदिवस

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May Lord Krisna's flute invite
the melody of love into UR life.
May Radha's love teach not only how to love
but to love eternally!!.. HAPPY JANMASHTAMI.

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Murli Manohar, Brij ke Dhrohar.
Wo Nandlalla Gopala,
Bansi Ki Dhun Pr Sab k Dukh HarneWala.
Sab Milkar Machay Dhoom Ki Krishna Ana Wala Hai.
Happy Krishna Janmashtami.

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Makhn churaiya sri Krishna kanhaiya ji,
bansi bajaiya o to ras rachaiya hain,
kah kahun sakhi jiya chain parat nhi,
murlidhar sanwre ki aaj badhaiya hai.
Happy Janmashtami..

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Aao milkar sajaaye nandal ko,
aao milkar karein gungaan unka,
jo sabko raah dikhaate hai aur sabki bigdi banate hain,
chalo dhoom dhaam se manaaye janmadin unka..
Janmashtami ki Subhkamnaayein..

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Chandan ki Khushbu Resham ka Har,
Sawan ki sugandh Barish ki fuhar,
Radha ki Ummeed KANHAIYA ka pyar,
Mubarak Ho apko Janmasthmi Ka Tyohaar.

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krishan ki mahima, krishan ka pyar,
krishan me shradha, krishan se sansar,
mubarak ho apko janmasthami ka tyohar,
SHRI KRISHAN ki kripa aap par sada bani rahe..
Happy Janmashtmi..

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Gokul me ji kare niwas,
Gopiyo sang jo rachye raas,
Devki-Yashda jinki maiya,
aisehamare kishan kanhaiya jai..
shree krishna Happy janmastami to all..

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Krishna jiska naam, Gokul jiska dhaam,
Aise shree Bhagwan ko, Ham sab kare pranam!
Jai shree krishna.. Happy Janmastami to all..

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Maakhan khave, Shor machave Gopiyon ke sang Raas rachave,
Murli bajake Mann harshave hai Natkhat Nand Gopal...
Wish U A very Happy Janmashtmi

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कृषण की महिमा, कृषण का प्यार;
कृषण में श्रधा, कृषण से ही संसार;
मुबारक हो आप सबको जन्मआष्ट्मी का त्योहार!

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चन्दन की खुशबु को रेशम का हार;
सावन की सुगंध और बारिश की फुहार;
राधा की उम्मीद को कन्हैया का प्यार;
मुबारक हो आपको जन्मआष्ट्मी का त्योंहार!
शुभ दिवस जन्मआष्ट्मी!

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आपको मिले खुशियों के सारे रंग;
जीवन में भर जाये उमंग और तरंग;
ले चलो, हमें भी अपने संग;
हम नटखट है, लेकिन नहीं डालेंगे, आपके रंग में भंग!
जय श्री कृष्णा! शुभ जन्मआष्ट्मी!

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माखन चोर नन्द किशोर,बांधी जिसने प्रीत की डोर.
हरे कृष्ण हरे मुरारी,पुजती जिन्हें दुनिया सारी,
आओ उनके गुण गाएं सब मिल के जन्माष्टमी मनाये.

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Krishna ki kadmo par kadam badhaye chalo ,
Murli nahi hai to siti bajaye chalo ,
Radha to ghar wale dila hi denge ,
Tabtak gopiya pataye chalo ..!!
Wishing You A Happy And Blessed JANMASHTAMI ..!!

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Shri Krishna janamastmi ki hardik badhai..
haathi ghoda palki jai kanhaiya lal ki.
Bhagwan shri krishna aapki har manokamna puri karen.

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Chandan Ki Khushboo Resham Ka Haar,
Sawan Ki Sugandh Aur Resham Ki Fuhaar,
Radha Ki Ummid Ko Kanhaiya Ka Pyaar ,
Mubarak Ho AapKo Advance Janmashtami Ka Tyohaar..!!

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