Love - Romantic [Flirty SMS]

Na Pyar, Na Yaar,
Na MUHABBAT, Na Dosti Yaaro,
Aaj K Is Devdas Ki Baat Mano,
Na Chander-Mukhi, Na Paaro,
Bas Har Aati Jati Bachi Ko Taaroo.

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Pyar Karo,
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Zaroor Karo,
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Mana To Nahi Kiya,
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Lekin..?
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Pyar Karo Kisi 1 Se,
.
Magar Karo Kisi Naik Se,
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Jab Tak Koi Naik Na Milay,
.
Try Karo Har 1 Se.

Loveguru Pranab

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Chai wala 1 girl se:
“bholi si surat aankon me masti door khari sharmaye..aye haye
Girl reply:
“kali si surat, haatho me Chenak door khara chillay
chaye chaye

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Boy : What’s Ur Name ?
Girl : Q Bataon Main Tmhe Nhn Janti.
Boy : Na Batao Main Kon sa Tmhe Apni PARADO CAR Mai Bitha Raha Hun.
Girl : NAZIA, B.Com 2nd year,
Wo Samny Wali Gali Mai Teesry Makan Mai Rehti Hun =D ;-)

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Ek boy GirlFriend se milne aya, wo chai bnane chale gai..GirlFriend ka Mobile sofy pr dekh kr Boy ne socha k dekhoon mera numbr kis
naam pr save kiya he?Dear, Sweet ya
janu..us ne miss bell di to screen py likha aaya..
.
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“kutta no# 5″ calling…;-)

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Ay dil tu tanhaiyon mai rahne ka aadi ho ja,
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Yeh tere zalim dost tujhy kisi ”BACHI” ka number nahen dain gai!

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Pyar Ka Tohfa Hr Kisiko Nhi Milta
Ye Wo Phul H Jo Hr Bhaag Me Nhi Khilta
Is Phul Ko Kabi Tutne Mat Dena
Qki Tuta Hua Phul Wapas Nhi Khilta…

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What a Cute answer
Girlfrnd : u think I am fat now..???
Boyfriend: no baby
u have just become my teddy bear from a barbie doll....

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2days weather 4cast:
it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry,
clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile &
stormy if u sing!

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if u read this, i m smart....
if u save this, u agree i m smart..
if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart..
if u delete this u r jealous...

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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

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u r many kolometres away frm me.
still i m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels
1.pogo
2.cartoon network
3.animal planet

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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently? Mind u -
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER

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God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.

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Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people...
I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!!! No we cant disturb our Boss...

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difference between good girls
and very good girls.
Good girls open few buttons
when environment is hot.
Very good girls open all buttons
to make environment hot

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Today is International Handsome Boys
and Beautiful Girls day!
So send this message to someone
who looks smart and cute..
Be true.. Don't cheat like me

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Today, tomorrow and forever
there will be one heart
that would always beat for you.
You know whose?
Hey, your own stupid.

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whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your body, it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".

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Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p

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Think Big,
Think Smart,
Think Positive,
Think Beautiful,
just Stop?
It's too long for you.
So, in short "Just Think About Me".

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AM I CUTE?
TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

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Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
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boys have good IMAGINATION

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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

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boy : give me book
girl : which book u want?
boy : no no book means

B-BABBY
O-ONLY
O-ONE
K-KISS.

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Meeting U was fate,
becoming Ur friend was choice,
but falling in love with U
was completely out of my control.

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Abhi abhi toh mile ho
Abhi na karo chootne ki baat
Abhi abhi toh pasand aaye ho
Abhi abhi rootne ki baat
Abhi abhi toh roshni aayi
Abhi na karo muh chupane ki baat
Abhi abhi zindagi shuru hai..
Abhi abhi tham jaane ki baat
Hum toh haare mahiya re
Moonde naina neend tihare

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Mujhse Poocha kisi ne k Mohabbat
ka Izhar
Kaise
Karoge.......??

Maine bhi Muskura kar Keh diya.....
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.
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{ -_- }
.Muh Se..

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Ishq Sabhi Ko Jena Sikha Deta Hai...
Wafa Ke Naam Par Marna Sikha Deta Hai...
Ishq Nahi Kiya To Karke Dekho...
Zalim Har Dard Sehna Sikha Deta Hai...!

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Roti Huyi Aankho Se Tujhe Muskan Kaise Du
Anjaan Hu Khud Tujhe Pehchan Kaise Du
Tu Hi To Hai Jaan Meri
Tu Hi Bata Tujhe Apni Jaan Kaise Du.

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Log Kehte Hain
Pyar Itna B Mat Karo
K
Girl Friendsar Pe Swar Ho Jaye
Hum Kehtey Hain
K
Pyar Itna Karo
K
Girl Friend Ki Friend Bhi Tumhre Sath Farar Ho Jaye...

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Sapne Saare Tod Kar Beithe Hai
Dil Ka Armaan Chod Kar Beithe Hai
Na Kijiye Humse Wafa Ki Baatein
Abhi-abhi Dil Ke Tukde Jod Kar Beithe Hai.

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Dil Kar Raha Hai Keh....
Aaj Tumhein Akeiley Mein...
Le Ja Kar...
Apney Hontoon Se Eik...
Kis...
Kis...
Kis..
Kiss...
Kissa Sunaon Bili Aur Chohey Ka..

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Rule Of Boys
"Phulo Ki Mahak Ko Churaya Nahi Jata,
.
Suraj Ki Kirno Ko Chupaya Nahi Jata,
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Kitni Bhi Sohni Ho Girlfrnd Apni,
.
.
Dusro Ki Girlfrnd Ko Bhulaya Nahi Jata..

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Kaash Ye Faasle Na Hote..
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Kaash Ye
Duriya Na
Hoti..
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Kaash Hum
Sath Hote..
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To..
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To,
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To..
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To..
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To..
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Yaar Mere Sms Ke Paise Bach Jate...

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Girl: which is Your fav Love-story
Romeo & Juliet,Shrek & Fiona,
Or Beauty & the Beast??
Boy:well.......
What about YOU & ME ?? ♥ ♥

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Ek bund se samundar nhi banta,
rone se mukaddar nahi banta,
patana hai to pure girls hostel kn patao
1 - 2 ladki patane se koi sikandar nahi banta.

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Over Smart
At a dance party Boy: will you dance with me?
Girl: mai bachay ke sath nhi nachti.
Boy: So Sorry..
Mujhe pata nhi ke aap pregnant hein.

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Ladkiyon Ki 5 Bate Kabhi Samjh Nahi Aati
.
1: Tum Bade Wo Ho (Pata Nahi Wo Se Kya Matlab.?)
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2: Mujhe Tumse Yeh Umeed Nahi Thi (Toh Kya Umeed Thi)
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3: Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe (Toh Fir Main Pehle Kaisa Tha)
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4: Such Btana Main Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu (Ab Sach Bolke Pitna Thodi Na Hain)
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5: I'm Very Selfish Na.. (Ab Sach Bol Do Toh Gai Bhaish Pani Main).

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Ladki-mujhe Q Dekh Rahe Ho Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi He Kya?
.
Ladka-he Isliye To Dekh Raha Hu!
.
Ladki-matlab?
.
Ladka-meri Behen Ko Bhabhi Chahiye.!

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Dhadkano Ko Sunkar Bhi Tumhe Pyaar Ki Khabar Nahi
Hoti...
Kya Mahsoos Karoge Tum Dil Ka Dard,
Dil Tutne Ki To Awaz Bhi Nahi Hoti.

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Log Ghazal Likhte Hain Dusron Ka Maal Dekh Kar,
Wah...wah.... Wah....wah....
Log Ghazal Likhte Hain Dusron Ka Maal Dekh Kar,
Aur Hum Dard Bhare Gaane Likhte Hain Apna Haal Dekh Kar..

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Kash Tum Bakri Hoti,
.
May Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur
.
Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh
.
Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?
.
Tum Ya May ?
.
Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti,
.
Main Main..

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Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass.

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Having a good laugh with a friend like you
stimulates endorphins,the brain's natural painkillers.
So,if you need to laugh and you can't find
a friend like yourself,I can lend you my mirror.

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Boy: Do You Wanna Go Out Wid Me??
Girl: No... Never
Boy: Did U Hear Wt I Just Said ??
Girl: Yeah
Boy: Then Tell Me Wt I Said
Girl: Do You Wanna Go Out Wid Me??
Boy: Yeah Ofcourse.

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Arguing With Girls, Wife Or Ladies Is Like
Wrestling With A Pig In Mud.
After Sometime You Realise That You Are Getting Dirty
& The Pig Is Enjoying !!!!!!!!

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Cheap Attitude Of Girls.
When A Boy Sends Dirty Sms.
She Laughs For 10 Minutes.
Forward That Sms To Her Friends.
Then Replies The Boy
"I Don't Like These Kind Of Sms Ok"

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I Think You Are Very Careless!
Yo Come & Leave Things Behind!
See Now What U Have Left?
You Just Came In My Mind And Left A Smile On My Face.

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Today Night I Would Like To
Kiss You And Bite You Strongly.
Do You Accept This Waiting For Your Permission
Yours Lovingly Mosquito.

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