Love - Romantic [ Funny Love SMS]

Are Are Are yaar humne bhi ki thi mohabbat kisi se,
Sab kuch de diya use Apni khushi se,
Hum naa karte kabhi sikayat kisi se,
Usne hume dhukraya Jutti se,
Wo bhi hum seh gaye hasi se,
........Or Jab......
....or jab usne hume kaha mavali...
..
..to hum kuch se naa sake fir use Kataya humne kutti se..
..
ha ha ha ha ha
..

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College ki girls ne strike kiya, boys ne unka sath diya. Girls ne zor zor se kaha ''hamari maage.....boys ne piche se kaha..............sindur se bharo.....

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College Girl At Fee Counter - Sir,
Meri Le Lo !
Sir- 2 Min Ruko. Aram
Se Le Lunga.
Girl- Are Jaldi Le Lo,
Fir Nahi De Paungi, Mere Period
Shuru Hone Wala Hai.

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Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek
gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, “Apne
bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?”
Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, “Sahi farmaya
bhabhi ji.”

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BF-I Love when u cry badly..
GF-Why is it so ?
BF-Bcoz dats d only moment u hug me
the most possible tightest way u can!!

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Nayi Cheez Dekho:
Voda(F)one
Ai(R)cell
Rel(I)ance
id(E)a
Bs(N)l
TATA In(D)icom
Dekho FRIEND ke bina saare mobile network adhura hain - Kyunki har ek friend zaroori hota hai!

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little cute girl went 2 shop-jab me badi ho jaungi mujse shadi kroge
shopkeeper smilng-ha kar lunga

girl-to apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate b nahi doge???

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4getn u is hard 2 do,
4gtn me is up2 u,
4gt me not, 4gt me neva,
but don't 4get, we're gr8 2gether.

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Sweet Ans. By Child In School
Teacher: What Is Your Mother’s
Name?
Kid: Kabhi Naam Nahi Puchha,
Bas..
Pyar Se Maa Kehta Hu.

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Boy: Do you wanna Go Out Wid Me??
Girl: No... Never
Boy: Did U hear wt I Just Said ??
Girl: Yeah
Boy: Then Tell me wt I Said
Girl: Do You wanna Go Out wid ME??
Boy: Yeah Ofcourse.

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Ladki-Mujhe Q Dekh Rahe Ho Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi He Kya?
.
Ladka-He Isliye To Dekh Raha Hu!
.
Ladki-Matlab?
.
Ladka-Meri Behen Ko Bhabhi Chahiye.!

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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

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Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye
.
Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se
apko Happy Mother's DAY.

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Premika - Main Maa Banne Wali Hun
Premi - Kay Bakvas Kar Rahi Ho
Kahani Me Twist
Premika - Bakvas Nahi,
Me Tumhare Bap Se Shadi Karke Tumhari Maa Banne Wali Hu.

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Boy : I Love You

Girl: Sorry , I Hv Boyfriend

Boy: Oh ! I M Lucky .

Girl Confused And Ask

Girl: Why ?

Boy: He Is Not Your Husband .

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Boy Send A Letter To One Girl
In Letter

"I Wanna Propose U B
Coz I Love You"

"Will You Accept Me As
Your Boyfri / Lover ?"

If Your Answer Is " Yes "
Reply Me As Fast As U Can ..

If Your Answer Is "No"
Think, I M Just Joking
U From This Letter ..

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Self Protection With
Heavy Flirt:
.
.
Teacher: Why Are U
Sleeping In The Class?
.
.
Student: Your Voice Is
So Sweet Thats Why
I Am Getting Sleep.
.
.
Teacher: Then Why Other
Students Are Not Sleeping?
.
.
Student: They Aren't
Listening To U Mam..!

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Boy To Girl...
I Can Make U Say I Love U.
Girl: No Wayyy !!
Boy: Bet ??
Girl: Yes..
Boy: Ok Start..Say Blue?
Girl: Blue
Boy: Say Pink?
Girl: Pink...
Boy: Say Love?
Girl: Love ...
Boy: Whats 1+1?
Girl: 2
Boy: Ur Age?
Girl: 18
Boy: Hahaha... I Told
U I Cud Make U Say 18!!
Girl: No, U Said U Cud
Make Me Say I Love U
Boy: Yes I Did

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Boy: Do U Wanna Go Out With Me?
Girl: Nahhhhhhhhhhhh
Boy: Did U Hear What I Just Said?
Girl: Yea
Boy: What Did I Say?
Girl: Do You Want To Go Out With Me?
Boy: Yes

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Miss Meeeena!
Miss Meeeena!!
Miss Meeena?
Miss Meeena!

Uff!!

Now U R Thinking Who
Is Miss Meeena?

I M Jst Asking U That
U Miss Me Na?

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She :- Tu Whatsapp Pe Hai
Kya ?
.
.
.
Me :- Nahi, Sorry Main Whatsapp Pe Nahi
Hu, Whatsapp Mere Phone Me Hai...

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The Earth And The Sky
Both Know
That
They Can Never Meet..
Still
When The Skys
Heart Suffer In Pain..
The Eyes Of Earth Flood With
Tears..
This Feeling Of The Earth For
The Sky..
Is Love..!

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Dil Jab Bilkul Toot Jaata Hai To Aapko Yaad Karte Hain..
Apna Samajh Kar Dil Ki Har Baat Karte Hain..
Nadaan Samajh Kar Maaf Kar Dena..
Jo Anjaane Me Kabi Aapko Pareshan Karte Hain..!

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Kaise Mumkin Tha
kisi aur haqim se
elaaj karana..?
.
.
.
Ae DOst,
Ishq ka Rog Tha,
Ammi ki chappal se hi araam aya..

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Kid's Love Story

Uske kadam jaha jaha pade
Humne woh jagah chum li
Or
Wo bewafa meri Mummy ko ja kr boli

AUNTY AAP KA BETA MITTI KHAATA HAI..

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Papu ne ek ladki ko propose kiya through msg ..
.

Ladki ne 2din mein us papu se shaadi karli...!
yeh sochkar ki koi itna saara pyaar kaise kar sakta hai..!
.
socho papu ne kya kaha hoga??
.
.
.
.
.

I love u utna,
ENGINEERING ka syllabus hai jitna...!

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Pyar me kbhi petrol nhi hota,
Pyar k safar me kbhi puncture nhi hota..
Pyar to woh gaadi hi dear,
Jisme kbhi do se zyada pasenger nhi hota..

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Mohabbat To Kisi Ek Se Karunga,
.
Ho Saka To Kisi Nek Se Karunga,
.
Lekin Jab Tak Na Milegi Wo Nek Ladki..
.
Try Toh Har Ek Pe Karunga.!

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ey Khuda
:
Saari Khusiyan
:
Saari Izzat
:
Saari Mohabbat
:
Saari Chahat
:
De De Usko
:
Dil Me Hai Jiske
:

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Roz Rosni k hazar sitare Nikle
Apki Ankho me hasin nzare Nikle

Jail me Hm B Gye Apke sath
Jab
Apke chori k mobile me
Sare sms Hmre Nikle,

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Sad love story from boy
Hamare to sare khwab usi din chur-2 ho gaye
Jb pehli baar wo ghar ayi or mumy boli
jao beta DIDI k liye PEPSI le aao

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Defintion Of Arrange-Marriage:
"Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga"&
Defintion Of Love-Marriage:-
"PehLe IstemaL Kre fir Vishwas Kre.!"

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Har Raat Ko Ek Naam Yaad Ata Hai
Kabhi Subha To Kabhi Saam Socta Hu
Kar Lu Dusri Mohabbat Lekin
Pehale Mohabbat Ka Anzam Yaad Ata Hai

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Mere ISHQ Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ka Wicket Gira Diya,
Lekin
Meri Takdir To Dekho,
Uska
Baap UMPIRE Tha,
Meri Ball Ko NO-BALL Bata Diya

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Teacher: 1+1=3 karna ho to..?
student: simple dono ki SHAADI karva do.
Teacher: aur agar 1+1=11 karna ho toh
student: toh dono ka NIKAAH karva do

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Some say:
"Whisky is Risky"
Some say:
"Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki"

But I say:
"Rum, Bear ya ho Whisky,
Koi Nahi Girlfrnd se Zayada Risky..

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Is Waqt India K 4 Bade Prblems He

1.Population

2.Mehengai

3.Bomb Blast

&

Naujawano Ko Hr Hfte Hone Wala SACCHA PYAR

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Boht Mushkil Ho Jata Hai Us Waqt Jawab Dena
:
:
:aeDOSTO
:
:
:
:
:
Jab Banda Bathroom Mein Ho Or Girl Friend Poch Le
Janu Kya Kar Rahe Ho..?

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Mhobt k raste me har waqt dard milega,

mhObt ke raste me har waqt dard milega,

meri maano,
isi raste par
medical store khol lo
Mast chalega

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Beti: Papa Mere Mobile Me Kisine
"I Love You"
Ka Msg Bheja Hai

Dad: Aisa Msg
Kabhi Receive Nhi Karna Chahiye

Jiska Hai Use Wapas Bhej De

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WIFE
BIWI
JORU
PATNI
AURAT
OR
GHARWALI

Me Kya Fark Hai?

SochO

Aur Socho

Kuch Fark Nhi Hai Dost
Ye 1 Musibat ke 6 alag alag naam hai

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Ae Khuda Mere Wo Tamam Gunha Maaf Farma
..
..
..
..
Jin Ki Wajah Se Meri Shadi Ruki Huyi Hai
Note. Shadi Shuda Log "Ruki" Lafz Hata Kar Padhe

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GIRL TO BOY: jab tum log girls ko
I LOVE YOU kehte ho
to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete ho
BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye
kahi thapar na mar de na.

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Mandir Me Tham Liya Mene Haath Uska
Aaj Kaabu Me Mera Dil Nahi Tha

Chah Kar Bhi Wo Kuch Kar Na Saki
Kyuki
Uske Pao Me Sandle Nahi Tha.

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Maine dil se poochha - Mujhe raat ko nind kyo nai aati?
.
.
.
.

Dil ne kha -Pyaar hone ki acting mat kar
Dopehar me tu khoob sota Hai na.

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Girl:I Love YOU Dear.

Boy:Differnt Style Me Propos Karo Na

Girl:Teri Laash ko Aag Lgane Ka
Chance Mere Bete Ko Dega Ki nhi.

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Kya Batau Yaaro Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is Tarah Likhi Gayi
Jin Hatho Mai Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi Hatho Se Wo RAKHI Bandh Kar Chali Gayi

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Ek Cinema Me Titanic"

Lagi Hui Thi,

Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya,
Mom,Dad

Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.

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Waqt kehta H muje Gawa mat
Dil kehta H muje Laga mat
Pyar kehta H muje aazma mat
Aur aaj-kal ki GF kehti H
Bartan Tumhe Hi Dhulne H Ghabra Mat.

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Bahut Sweet h Wo jise hum chahte h
Har pal Khuda se usi ko mangte h

Dil tarasta h use Pane ko
Kya Aapka dil nhi karta

"DAIRY-MILK" Khane ko?

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