Love - Romantic [Long SMS]

Johny johny..
Yes papa!
Private job.
Yes papa!
Onely tension..
Yes papa!
Too much work..
Yes papa!
Family life..
No papa!
Bp-sugar..
High papa!
Monthly pay..
Low papa!
Personal life..
Lost papa!
Fun with Friends
No Papa
Weekly off!
ha! ha! ha

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Suhagrat ko kamre ki light off thi
Ladki dulhe ki wait kar rahi thi...
Ladka darwaja khol ke kamre mein aya
Aur jaldi mein ladki se bola
Ladka: jaldi se apne kapde utaro
Ladki ne kapde utar liye aur khub bhadiya tarike
Se dono ne love kiya
Love ke baad ladka bola: ab jaldi se kapde pahan lo
Ladki: kyu?, kya hua
Ladka: dulha aane wala H

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20 top and fresh funny sms that really amuse you N make U laugh more......
3 Toppers of:
1 boy of Cambridge
1 boy of OXFORD
1 boy of TEXAS
&
Pappu from IIN
1 Q-
Wat is Fastest thing in d World?
Student of HARVARD: Light
Student of OXFORD: Thought
Student of TEXAS: Blink of an Eye
Pappu of IIN: Loose Motion!
coz
Last day I Was Lying On My Bed & Before I Could
‘Blink’, ‘Think’ or ‘Turn on the Light’,
It just happened.....

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Pati apne ghar ki bijli sahi kar raha tha..
Tabhi usne awaz di Bittu ki mummy sunti ho..
Patni: Kya hai jee
Pati: Zara idhar toh aao
W: Lo aagyi bolo kya hua?
H: Ye doo taar hai isme se ek pakad..
W: Lo pakad liya
H: Kuch hua?
W: Nahi toh..
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H: Iska matlab current dusre taar mein H

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Very very funny Hindi sms
Jalebi ko Female Dish Kyun kaha Jata Hai?
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Kyun k Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti

par hoti buht SWEET hai

Fwd 2 All Jaleebes bole to cute sweet girlfriends

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Mousam Hai Suhana Or Yaad Tumhari

Aati Hai, Baarish Ke Har Qatre

Se Aawaj Tumhari Aati Hai,

Badal Jab Garajta Hai Dil Ki

Dhadkan Badhti Hai, Dil Ki Har Ek

Dhadkan Se Aawaj Tumhari Aati Hai...

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Sonia ji 1 school visit karne gayi 1 class mein a kar boli bachcho koi sawal puchna hai to pucho.

Pappu bola mere 3 sawal hai:
1) Aap khud prime minister Q nahi bani
2) Ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji
3) Apka kitna paisa Swiss bank mein hai.

Isse pehle ki Sonia ji jawab deti half time ke bell ho gayi.

After half time

Bablu khadha hokar bola Mam mere 5 sawal hai..
3 to Pappu wale hai

4) Half time ki bell 20min phle kaise baji?
aur akhiri sawal?
Q5) Pappu kaha hai?

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FRIENDSHIP
Ye dost bhi ajeeb hote hai.. dene pe aaye to Jaan dede,
Lene pe aaye to hasi tak cheen lete hai,
Kehne pe aye to dil ke tamam kono ke raaz bol de,
Chupane ko aaye to ye tak nai batate ki aakhir khafa kyun hai,
Naraz hone pe aaye to sans tak na lene de,
Manane pe aaye to apni sanso tak ko wo waar de,
Isliye kehte hai ki dosti zindagi mein nhi,
Balki ZINDAGI DOSTO ME MILTI HAI

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Every Girls Dream..
1.Getting Kissed In The Pouring Rain.
2.Have The Hot Kiss Where You’re Pressed Against The Wall.
3.Have The Guy That Thinks You Are The World.
4.Have A Good Guy That Holds On As Long As Possible When Giving Hugs.
5.A Guy That Whispers He Loves You In Your Ears.
6.Have That Moment Where You Just Gaze Into Each Others Eyes.
7.When You Cry, He Kisses Your Tears Away.
8.When Your Not With Your Guy He’s All That You Can Think About.
9.Wearing His Jacket Or His Sweatshirt And Every time You Breath In His Scent Surrounds You.
10.A Guy Who Will Watch Any Movie With You No Matter How Teary Eyed You May Get.

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| ♥ Laws Of Life :p ♥ |
1)Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone
2)Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch
3)Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner
4)Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire
5)Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings
6) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with
7) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will
8) Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach
9) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last
10) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold
11) Law of Proposal : After u accept a proposal you will get a better one

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PRESENT kehtay hn
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1 sal ki keemat us shaks sy puchu jo fail ho gya ho.

=1 maheeny ki keemat us shaks sy puchu jis ko sara mahena pay na mili ho.

=1 hafty ki keemat us shaks sy puchu jo sara hafta hospital mai admt rha ho.

=1 din ki keemat us shaks sy pucho jo sara din bhuka rha ho.

=1 gantay ki keemat us sy pucho jisay ek gntay tk kisi ka intzar krna pary.

=1 mint ki keemat us sy pucho jis ny 1 mint ki wja sy apni train mis kr di ho.

=1 second:
ki keemat us sy pucho jo ek second k farq sy boht bray accidnt sy bcha ho.

Hr ek lamha boht keemti hai.
Hmara kal tareekh bnjata hai.
Hmara anay wala kal hmaray lye chalnge hai,
But
hmara aj hmaray ly ek tohfa ha,
is lye to isay PRESENT kehtay hn

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u mean alot to me
You, do you remember me?
Like I remember you?
Do you spend your life
Going back in your mind to that time?
Because I, I walk the streets alone
I hate being on my own
And everyone can see that I really fell
And I’m going through hell
Thinking about you with somebody else

Somebody wants you
Somebody needs you
Somebody dreams about you every single night
Somebody can’t breath without you, it’s lonely
Somebody hopes that one day you will see
That Somebody’s Me

How, How could we go wrong
It was so good and now it’s gone
And I pray at night that our paths soon will cross
And what we had isn’t lost
Cause you’re always right here in my thoughts

Somebody wants you
Somebody needs you
Somebody dreams about you every single night
Somebody can’t breath without you, it’s lonely
Somebody hopes that one day you will see
That Somebody’s Me

You’ll always be in my life
Even if I’m not in your life
Because you’re in my memory
You, when you remember me
And before you set me free
Oh listen please

Somebody wants you
Somebody needs you
Somebody dreams about you every single night
Somebody can’t breath without you, it’s lonely
Somebody hopes that one day you will see
That Somebody’s Me.

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Most hardest, funniest, unforgetable moments in life

~In exam, when ur pen finishes, and still u want to write blunders

~wen ur task is almost finished on computer, n lite goes out

~In a long que, when ur turn comes, respondent says “Times over, sorry”

~Wen u wake up v.late and u have v.short time to go at school/office. N u just wear that shirt, pant n dress that is in washing machine

~Wen ur friend says b4 test, “yara mujhe kuch nai ata” n he got more marks than u

~Wen u have just few coins in ur pocket, and ur friend says, “kyun jigr! phir aj kia khila raha hai?”

~Wen ur friend says, b4 exam time, jigger ye chapter 1 ghantay se kyun parh raha hai, ye tu sir ne churwa dia tha…..

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Be Thankful,

Be thankful that you don’t already have everything you desire,
If you did, what would there be to look forward to?

Be thankful when you don’t know something
For it gives you the opportunity to learn.

Be thankful for the difficult times.
During those times you grow.

Be thankful for your limitations
Because they give you opportunities for improvement.

Be thankful for each new challenge
Because it will build your strength and character.

Be thankful for your mistakes
They will teach you valuable lessons.

Be thankful when you’re tired and weary
Because it means you’ve made a difference.

It is easy to be thankful for the good things.
A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are also
thankful for the setbacks.

GRATITUDE can turn a negative into a positive.
Find a way to be thankful for your troubles and they
can become your blessings.

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Desire Quotes

A desire to be observed, considered, esteemed, praised, beloved, and admired by his fellows is one of the earliest as well as the keenest dispositions discovered in the heart of man.

A person shows what he is by what he does with what he has.

A shot glass of desire is greater than a pitcher of talent.

A strong passion for any object will ensure success, for the desire of the end will point out the means.

A strong passion… will insure success, for the desire of the end will point out the means.

Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, or what’s a heaven for?

Be as you wish to seem.

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it

Desire is the key to motivation, but it’s the determination and commitment to an unrelenting pursuit of your goal – a commitment to excellence – that will enable you to attain the success you seek.

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Cheeta chars ka soota laganay wala tha k achanak 1 chooha wahan aya aur bola “mere bhai chor do nasha,ayo mere sath bhago,daikho ye jungle kitna khubsurat ha,aao mere sath dunia dekho”

Cheetay ne ak lmha socha phir choohay k sath dorne laga.

Agay ak hathi afeem pi raha tha,chooha phir bola “hathi mere bhai chor do nasha,ayo mere sath bhago,daikho ye jungle kitna khubsurat ha,aao mere sath dunia daikho”

Hathi b sath dorne laga.

Agay shair rizla paper le kr garda tayar kr raha tha,choohay ne usay b wohi kaha. Shair ne rizla side par rakha aur choohay ko 5,6 chapairain karayin. Hathi bola”aray ye to tmhain zindagi ki taraf la raha ha,kiyun maar rahay ho esy?”

Shair bola”aie kutay da putar pichli vari v cocain pee k 3 ghantay menu jungl vich nasanda rya”

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BatooL ne Maqbool ko

Kehkashan ne Rukayya ko

Shakooran ne Hameedan ko

Surayya ne Sultana ko

Affan DaDa ne jin ko

Kaalu Malang ne Umair dumby ko

Waqas Lambe ne Bilal ganje ko

Salamu ne khan dabba pack ko

Adil Papad ne Faizan the great ko

Nisar Bhangi ne Danish Dangar ko

Imran siyane ne Raza topi ko

Ahsan chawal ne Waqas charsi ko

Faisal Tanha ne Sajid chariya ko
Or
Nisar Tensn ne mujko

Or mene aap ko ye SMS snd kiya.

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!Dardnaq Kissa..

1 Aunty Thi Unki 1 ?eti Thi, Wo Uski ?ohat ?are karti Thi..

?aal ?anwarti Thi, Poniyan ?andhti Thi Ta ka ?achi Achi Dikhay, Par ?achi ki Ankhain Humesha ?ahar Rehti Thein, ?ilqul Aisay

(O_O)

Aunty Ny ?ohat ?y Doctors ko Dikhaya Par Wo ?ahi Nahi Hui..

Phir 1 ?aba ko Dikhaya Unho Ny ?achi ko 1 Mint Ma ?ahi kar Dia..

?ub Hayraan Ho Gae k ?e kaisy Theek Hogai, Tou ?aba G Ny ?ataya..

?us ?aychari Ki Poniyaan Dheeli Kar Dein..

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DuBtaY kO tiNkaY kA sHaHrA chAhy

sHaDi k LeyE bS aMa kA isHarA cHahyE

HaZarO nUkS niKaLti hAin LrKi k chAraY mE

kOi uNsE pUchO kYa siTarA cHahyE

Bht sMjhAyA k LrKi yEhi hAi bEhTr

mJhE b tO gUnAho kA kFaRa cHahYe

Ama kEhTi hAiN LgaO kYa moL LgaTaY hO

LrkA ShaDi sHudA yA kNwArA chAhyE

Tm b sUn Lo yE daStaN ! pHir nA kEhnA k iNtrViw dUbRa chAhyE..

Ab To rAho mE yU hi pRa hU, Lay cHaLo jis kO yE bEcHarA chAhyE..

KyUn diKhaE Lrki waLo kO iTni shRaft
wO kEhTaY hAiN k hMaiN Lrka thOra aWarA chAhyE…

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Wo Ho Jo

JANUARY: Ki Dhoop Ho

FEB: Ki Sham Ho

MARCH: Ki Khusbo Ho

APR: Ki Hawa Ho

MAY: Ki Subha Ho

JUNE: Ki Chaaown Ho

JULY: Ki Barish Ho

AUG: Ki Taroon Bhari Rat Ho

SEP: Ki Rim Jhim Ho

OCT: Ki Chandni Raat Ho

NOV: Ki Bahar Ho

AUR
DECEMBER:
Ki Sard Shaam Main Hamare Sath Ho.

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A Little Girl and Her Father were Crossing a Bridge.
The Father was Kind of Scared So He Asked His Little Daughter “Sweetheart, please Hold my Hand So that You Don’t Fall into the River.”
The Little Girl Said, “No, Dad. You Hold my Hand.”
“What’s the Difference? Asked the puzzled Father.
“There’s a Big Difference” replied the Little Girl.
“If i Hold Ur Hand and Something Happens to me, Chances r dat i may Let Ur Hand Go. But if U Hold my Hand, i Know For

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I m a lonely road of broken dreamz,

Its a boulevard that i am searching for,

These starz are all so dull,

Its the moon that i am searching for,

Happiness iz so angry at me,

Its life that i am searching for,

There is a crowd around me at all times,

Its a friend that i am searching for,

My life iz just like a path,

Its a destination that i am searching for,

Dont know what iz it that i’ve lost,

Maybe its ‘ME’ that i am searching for !!

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Missed Call

Abi Tum Na Mujy ?ocha Mujy Iss Na ?ataya Hy

Mairy ?ell Par Number Tumhara Jug Magaya Hy

Guthun Lipty Hoa Din Main Huwa k Ik Jhonka Hy

Ka Jaisy Aasman Par Dupehar Main Abar Aa Jain

Ka Jaisy Ajnabi Raston Main koi Dost Mil Jaey

k Jaisy khawab Ankhon ki Panahon ?y Nikal Aey

?akoon Mil Jaey Jaisy Dard ko Aaram Aa Jae

Jaisy ?e-Irada Lub Py koi Naam Aa Jae

Ka Jaisy koi ?hooli ?aad Dil Main Dustakian Da Dy

koi Maanoos Aahut Jis Tarah Dil ko Dekhai Da

kisi ki Naram Ankhon ka Jalwa Dekhai Da

Abi Mera Tasawar Tairy Dil ko ?hu k Aaya Hy

Mairy ?ell Phone Py Tumara Number Jugmagaye Hy

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Whn NASA Began d Launch Of Astronauts In 2 Space, They Found Out Tht d Pen Wudn’t Work @ 0 Gravity (Ink Wil Nt Flow Down 2 a Writing Srface)

Solution # 1- 2 Solve Dis Prblm, It Tuk Them 1 Decade(10 Yrs) & $12 Million. They Developd A Pen Tht Wrkd @ 0 Gravity, Upside Down, Undr Water, In Practicaly Any Srface Including Crystal & In A Temperature Range 4m Below 0 To 300 C

Solution # 2- & Wh8 Did Russians Do? They Used A Pencil

MORAL

-Always Luk 4 Simple Solutions

-Devise d Simplst Posible Solution Tht Solves d Problems

-Always Focus On Solutions & Not On Problems

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An elephant has 5 bananas n it is hungry, bt it doesnt eat da bananas.y?

Bcaz da bananas r made of plastic.

Next…Q

da 5 bananas r real, bt yet da elephant does nt eat it.y?

caz da elephant is made of plastic.

Hahaa…nvr giv up…one more..

Nw,

Both da elephant n da bananas r real, bt yet it cant it.y?

caz da bananas r in da TV.

Ooops!!! Cool down

Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV, bt yet it cant eat it.y?

caz dey r on dif chanels.

Hohohohooho..hehehe

Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV n on da same chanel,bt yet it cant eat it.y?

Cmon think

caz de TV is off.

Kikikikiki..
Nw finally da Elephant gets a chance to eat da bananas.y?

Itna kyun soch rahy ho yaar . Kya bigara hy usne tmhara.khane do bechare ko

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TUMHE GAYE HUYE BORSO HOGAYE.
TUMHARI TALASH MAIN HUM DUNIYA MAIN KHO GAYE_______
TUM KEHTE THHE AAWOGE____
DEKHO TUMHARE WADE KO BARSO HOGAY....
AB TO AA BHI JAAO KE HAM EK JHALAK KO TARASTE BARSO HOGAYE...

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