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Added 9 months ago

Apki Bato Pe DiL Haru
WAH!WAH!
Apki Surat Pe Jan Waru
WAH!WAH!
Jis Din NHi Aata Apka SMS
DiL Krta H Apko patak-patak k Maru
Ab BoLo
wah Wah!

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Added 9 months ago

CID: Kya aap hume wo jagah bata sakte hai
Jaha aapki WIFE ka rape hua ?
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Sardar ne apni wife ki Salwar
Utar ke p*nty kholi aur bola...
"ETTHAY
SAAB JI
ETTHAY"..

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Added 10 months ago

Gita saar:mobile nirjiv hai,
Sim iski aatma hai,
Sms wo gyan hai jo bandhan se badhta hai,
Isliye he prani balance ka moh maya
Tyag kar nirantar sms karta ja.

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Added 10 months ago

Santa Aur Banta Ne
Samandar Ke Kinare
Board Dekha Jispe Likha Tha
"Doobtey Ko Bachane
Wal Ko 500 Ka Inam"
Santa: Main Jump Lagata
Hun Tum Muje Bachana
Is Tarha 500 Milenge
Hum Fifty Fifty Krenge.
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Ye Keh Kar Santa Ne
Jump Laga Di.
Banta Khamoshi Se
Dekhta Raha
Toh Banta Ne Chilla Ke
Kaha: "Muje Tairna Nhi
Aata Tum Mje Bachate
Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Tum Ne Board Ke
Neeche Nahi Padha,
Neeche Likha Tha
"Laash Nikalne Wale
Ko 2000 Ka Inaam"

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Added 10 months ago

Ek Operation K Baad Patient Bola:
'Doctor Sahab Kya Ab Mai Ap Logo Se Mukt Hun?'
Beta Doctor To Neeche Reh Gaye,
Mai To Chitrgupt Hun.

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Added 10 months ago

Ek Angrej Hindi Sikhne Ke Liye India Aaya.
15 Din Yahi Raha,
Finally Usne 2 Baate Sikhi:"
1. Shukar Hai, Light Aa Gayi.
2. Iski Maa Ki....., Phir Chali Gayi.

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Added 10 months ago

Mujrim Ne Apne Pathan Vakeel Ko Kaha:
Koshish Karna Umar Qaid Ho Phansi Na Ho
Vakeel: Tum Chinta Mat Karo
Court Ke Baad Mujrim Kya Hua?
Pathan: Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Karwai,
Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi.

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Added 10 months ago

Baap: beti 1 bar batade ki
Tuje pregnat krne wala kon he

Grl:apko 15 kele khilao to
Aap bata paonge apka weight
Konse kele se badha he.

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Added 10 months ago

Santa Electric Shop Pe Gaya Aur
Dukandar Se Bola

Santa: Ek Kala Bulb Dena
Dukandar: Bhai Sahab,
Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge?
Santa: Yaar,
Dopaher Ko Andhera Karke Sone Ka
Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai.

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Added 10 months ago

लड़के वाले लड़की देखने आये....
लड़के वाले – आपकी लड़की का क्या नाम है
लड़की वाले – हमारी प्यारी, सबकी प्यारी, रामप्यारी
लड़की वाले – आपके लड़के का क्या नाम है
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लड़के वाले – हमारा गू, सबका गू, जग्गू..

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Added 10 months ago

टीचर : नालायक पढ़ ले कभी तुने अपनी कोई
बुक खोल के देखी है...???
संजू : हाँ मैं रोज़ खोलता हूँ एक बुक...!!
टीचर : कौन सी...?






संजू : फेसबुक...

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Added 10 months ago

टीचर ने छात्रों से पुछा...!!!
टीचर : एक बात बताओ, तुम पढाई में
ध्यान क्यों नहीं देते...???
छात्र : क्योंकि पढाई सिर्फ दो वजहों से की
जाती है.!
1st डर से,
2nd शौक से...!!
और, फालतू के शौक हम रखते नहीं
और
डरते तो किसी के बाप से नहीं...!!!

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