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Added 3 months ago

Ek ladka airport par cigarette pee raha tha, usey dekh kar ladki boli :

Ek din mein kitni cigarette peete ho??

Boy : Tum kyu puch rahi ho??

Girl : Agar ab tak zindagi mein cigarette par kharch kiye hue paise bachate to samne khadi car tumhari hoti

Boy : Aap cigarette peeti ho??

Girl : Nahi

Boy : To kya woh car aapki hai

Girl : Nahi

Boy : Advice ke liye thankyou, woh car meri hi hai

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Added 3 months ago

Boy : Tumhari sandal’s badi pyaari hai

Girl : Utaru kya??

Boy : Arey nahi, nahi…waise aapke kapde bhi bade sundar hai

Girl : Hmm

Boy : Ab bolo…

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Added 3 months ago

Ek Ladki ne apne Bf ko phone kiya..

toh phone ladke ke bhatije nahi bathaya..

Girl : Tumhare chacha kaha hai … unse bat karao..

Bhatija : Par aap kaun ??

Girl : Bolna unki jaan ka phone hai..

Bhatija (Badhe masumiyat se) : Aunty par phone me to churail likha hai..

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Added 3 months ago

Girl Friend : Tum itne ghabaraye huye kyu ho ???

Boy Friend : Mujhe ek dhamki bhara khat mila hai ….

Girl Friend : Kya likha hai ..

Boy Friend : Likha hai ki ..

“Meri patni ka picha chor do … warna jan se mar dunga”

Girl Friend : Isme problem kya hai …

Boy Friend : Par khat gumna hai …

kaise pata chalega ki iski patni kaun si wali hai..

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Added 3 months ago

Boy : Aaj acha pahana hai ..

Girl : Thanks …

Boy : Lipstic bhi achi hai ..

Girl : Thanks …

Boy : Sendal lag rahi hai..

Girl : Thanks bhaiya..

Boy : Fir bhi bandariya lag rahi hai..

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Added 3 months ago

Boy : Tum girl sarab se itni nafrat kyu karti ho..

Girl : Kyu Ki ..

Sarab pine ke bad unka chuhe jaisa boy friend

sher jaisa dahadane lagta hai..

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Added 3 months ago

Boy Friend Girl Friend ko movie dikhane se pahale paan khila deta hai..

Girl Friend : Tum Nahi Khaoge paan ???

Boy Friend : Nahi mai bina paan ke bhi chup baith sakta hu..

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Added 3 months ago

Boy Friend Girl Friend ke ghar me bhaith ke bate kar raha tha..

Girl Friend Chaye banane Chali gai …

Boy Friend ne socha chalo check karta hu ki

isne mera number “Baby” ya “Jaanu” kis nam se save kar rakh hai …

Boy Friend Girl Friend ko call lagya … aur nam dekh ke behosh ho gaya …

Nam likha tha “Bakara No. 5”

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Added 7 months ago

Santa- Meri Biwi Bahut Kharchili He,
Jab Bi Dekho 100/,200/rs Mangti Rehti He,.
Banta- unn Paiso Ka Wo Karti Kya He.?
Santa- Kya Pata,
Maine Kabhi Diye hi Nahi...

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Added 7 months ago

Teacher: Tum Log Roj 8 Ghante Soya Karo.
Santa : Impossible Sir!
College Sirf 6 Ghante Ke Liye Hota Hai!

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Added 7 months ago

पप्पू प्रपोज करते हुए: I Love You.
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लड़की: तमीज से बात करो
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पप्पू: ओम मंगलम भगवान विष्णु मंगलम गरुड ध्वज्:
मंगलम
पुण्डरिकाक्षाय With Due Respect I Beg To Say
That
" I Love You"
देवी जी ,Offer ग्रहण करें ,
स्वाहा !

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Added 7 months ago

Teacher: 1 Se 10 Tak Count Karke Batao.
Santa: 1, 2, 3,4,5,7,8,9,10.
Teacher : 6 Kaha Hai.?
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Santa: Aaj Subha T.V Pe
News Bata Rahe The:
"Ek Bus Durghatana Me
6 Ki Maut Ho Gai...!!"

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