Funny SMS

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Once A Secretary At Apple Was Late
Because Of Car Trouble, Steve Jobs
Gave Her A Jaguar And Said,
"Don't Be Late Anymore." When I
Was Late My Boss Gave Me A Letter
And Told Me To Never Come Back Lol!

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Jab Tumne Janam Liya To, Swarg Mein
Khusiyan Manayi Gayi, Pariyon Ne
Bhi Pathake Phode, Devi-Devta Bhi
Prashanna Ho Gaye, Bad Mein Raat Ko Sab
Gahri Sans Lekar Bole Chalo Picha Chuta.

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Zaruri Nahi Agar Me Aapko, Sms
Bheju To Aap Bi Muje Sms Hi
Bheje, Aap Mujhe Friz, T.V,
Cbz Bike, Honda City Car, Mobile
Ya Fir Cash Bhi Bhej Sakte Ho.

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Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka
Phul Diya Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad
Mar Diya, Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka
Parchar Kar Raha Hu, Ladki Boli Me
Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.

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When You Feel Sad, Just Go To The
Mirror And Say, Damn I Am Really
Cute. You Will Overcome Your
Sadness. But Do Not Make This
A Habit Because Liars Go To Hell.

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Andhe Ke Hath Me "Torch",
Bahre Ke Hath Me "Radio",
Gunge Ke Hath Me "Mike",
Aur Aap Ke Hath Me "Mobile"
Wah Wah Kya Zamana Aaya Hai!

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People Say A Blessed Kiss Is On The
Head. A Sweet Kiss Is On Cheeks. A
Passionate Kiss Is On Lips. A Romantic
Kiss Is On The Neck, But A Seriously
Hottest Kiss Is Of Iron. Try It Once!

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Once In A Bar, One Guy Said To Another
"I Slept With Your Mom Last Night."
After That Whole Bar Was Waiting
Another Guy's Response. After
A While.. He Laughs And Says:
Let's Go Home, Dad, You Are Drunk.

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Its Simpler To Drive Through The Traffic
Of The City, To Work In The Office For
9 Hour, To Appreciate Your Wife, To
Critcize Your Friend, But Its Really
Tough To Get Up Early In The Morning.

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Tumhare Sath Ho To Garmi Ki Dhoop
Bhi Acchi Lagti Hai, Tumhari Dosti
Ho To Har Mushkil Aasan Lagti Hai,
Tum Ho To Har Subah Har Shaam
Acchi Lagti Hai, Tum Chale Jate Ho
To Tumhari Girlfriend Acchi Lagti Hai.

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Suraj Woh Jo Din Bhar Aasman Ka
Saath De, Chand Woh Jo Raat Bhar
Taaron Ka Sath De, Pyaar Woh Jo
Zindagi Bhar Saath De, Aur Biwi
Woh Jo Har Baat Ka Ulta Jawab De.

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A Pink Rose, A Red Rose, A White Rose,
A Jasmine Flower Or Be It Marigold,
They May All Be Very Beautiful But
None Can Match With You, After All
Cauliflower Will Always Remain Unique.

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