Jokes SMS [Poor Jokes (P J)]

Added 4 years ago

PJ OF THE DAY-
Plz eat Parle-G & not Tiger biscuits!
WHY?
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Now only 1411 tigers left... ;-) ”

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Added 4 years ago

CID JOKES
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai.

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Added 4 years ago

Q:JAB koi pareshani(problem) ho to kis ke paas jana chahiye.
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Ans:KISAN ke pas
Kyonki uske pas HAL hota hai.

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Added 4 years ago

About c.i.d
Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Wah Wah
Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Abhijeet: Daya lagta hai,
Khooni bhaag gaya.

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Added 4 years ago

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga
To ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha Lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji.

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Added 4 years ago

Ek ladka dusre ladke se:AUTOMATICLY kise kehte hai.
dusra ladka:tujhe itna bhi nahi malum jab koi ganji ladki auto mein baithe to kehte hai AUTO-MEIN-TAKLI.

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Added 4 years ago

I hve lots of jokes in my inbox,
bt i can't send u all u them'
it will take a lot of time,
so i'm sending u jst 1 joke
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"u r so beautiful"

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Added 4 years ago

i changed my computer password to SILENCE.
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Bcoz my girlfriend doesnt know that word

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Added 4 years ago

hawo se khe do ham aaye hai,
phir bhi na hate to dhaka mar do,
phir bhi na samjhe to,
pyaar se samjha do.

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Added 4 years ago

So silly was Newton..
1 apple ko girte hue dekha to gravity ki khoj kar li....
25 saal se susu kar raha tha, wo kya upar jaata tha??

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Added 4 years ago

Isq me aasiko ne ye anjam paya h hath pair tuta itna maar khaya h, hospital pahuchte hi narso ne farmaya h 'baharo phul barsawo kisi ka mehbub aaya h'..!

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Added 4 years ago

What do u call a beautiful woman in Uganda..

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Tourist! :D
Heart

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