Jokes SMS [Desi Jokes]

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Boy :- I Love You, Tum Is Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsurat Ladki Ho

Girl :- Par Tumhare Peeche Toh Mujhse Bhi Zyaada Khubsurat Ladki Khadi Hai

Ladke Ne Mud Kar Dekha Toh Waha Koi Nahi Tha

Girl :- Agar Tum Mujhse Sachha Pyaar Karte Toh Kabhi Mud Kar Nahi Dekhte..

"I HATE YOU"

Moral :- Moral Woral Kuch Nahi, Bas Ladki Zara Tez Nikli . .

"Par Baat Abhi Baaki Hai Mere Doston"

Boy :- Jaise Tumhaari Marzi, But Ab Ye Diamond Ring Main Kisse Dunga ??

Girl :- Lo !! Ab Main Apne Jaanu Ke Saath Mazaak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakti Kyaa...?

Ladki Ne Ring Box Khol Ke Dekha . . .

Girl :- Yeh Toh Khaali Hai

Boy :- Agar Tum Mujhse Saccha Pyaar Karti Toh Kabhi Verify Nahi Karti Ke Isme Ring Hai Ke Nahi ???

"I HATE YOU"

Moral :- Moral Woral Kuch Nahi, boys r smarter than girls !!!
Maut aur mohabatt toh
bas naam se
badnaam hai.....
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Asli Dard toh-
'Slow internet' deta hai...

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Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.

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Gf- I love you.
Boy- Tell me any diffrant style.
Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA.

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12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua

Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

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1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamlakardiya hai
2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye
3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon kartihohum india me rahte hai.

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5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?

"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.

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Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai
Clerk- Sign karo
Aurat- Kaise?
Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha-
"TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!

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Dosti Karo College Wali Se
Pyar Karo Office Wali Se
Programme Karo Pados Wali Se

Love Karo Dil Wali se

Aur Maar Khao Gharwali se

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santa apni saliyo ke liye chudiya lekar aya
saliya: jiju ap aphi pahna do haath me chudiya
santa:agar pehale pata hota to chudiya ke jaga chaddi le ke ata

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Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai...

Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai

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Wat Is Common Betwn McDonald & 2days Share Market..
Dono Jagah Hmare Baap Dada K Jmane K
PRICE Chal Rahe He

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