Jokes SMS [Double Meaning Jokes]

Added 1 year ago

Aaj kal ki muhabbat ki taaqat to dekho..
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Band car ko b hila deti hai..!!

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Added 1 year ago

1 Lady Travel Agent ke Pass Gayi,
Aur Kaha ke Mujhe Honey Moon Ke Bilkul Saste Package Batao,
Travel Agent:

50 Thousand Me 3 Countries, &
25 Thousand Me 1 Country

Lady: Aur Koi Is Se Sasta.?
Travel Agent: Ek Package Bilkul Free Hai..
Lekin Usmein Husband Hamari Company Ka Hoga..!!

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Added 1 year ago

Sunny Leone:- Doctor, aajkal bahut thakan mehsus hoti hai?
Lagta hai khoon kam ho gaya hai.

Doctor:- Periods ke waqt kitna loss hota hai..???

Sunny Leone (sochte hue):- Yehi Koi 30-40 lakh Ka !!

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Added 1 year ago

Boy- Dadaji, ap kya padh rahe ho?

Dadaji- Beta Itihas

Boy- Ye to Sex ki kitab lagti he

Dadaji- abe BossDK! Mere liye to ab ye Itihas hi hai na ..!!

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Added 3 years ago

Lady: Mujhe Aisi Sabji Do
Jiske 2 Fayde Ho
Admi: Ye Lo Kakadi
Pasand Aaye To Kha Lena Varna
Gol Piece Katke Aankh Pe Lga Lena
Vaise Aap Ki Soch Ko Salam

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Added 3 years ago

Girl: Arey Itna Bara Munh
Mein Kaise Daloon Gi.
Boy: Jaldi Se Munh Kholo.
Girl: Oops Sare Kapray Geelay
Ho Gaye.
Boy: Aur Lo Gee.
Girl: Na Baba Na Yeh Gool
Gapey Tum He Kahoo.

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Bar Karo Na Plz Kisi
Ko Pata Nahi Chalega Plz
Karo Naaa Muje Acha Lage Ga
Ek Bar Hamari Dosti Ki Khatr
Kar Do Na Plz Ek Pyara Sa Sms...

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Added 3 years ago

Samajh Nahi Aata Ki, Teri
Sula Ke Loo, Ya Baith Ke Loo,
Ya Tujhe Khada Karke Loo,
Ya Teri Jhuka Kar Loo,
Ab Tu Khud Hi Bata De Ki,
Mein Teri Kaise Loo Photo.

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Added 3 years ago

Usne Utari Saree, Fir Aayi
Paticoat Ki Bari, Blouse
To Pahle Hi Diya Tha Utar
Ziyadan Excited Mat Ho Yaar,
Yeh Tha Kapray Sukhane Ka Taar..

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Added 3 years ago

Girl: Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge
Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar Rene
Ho Ab Subha Ho Gyi Hai Thake
Nhi Kya,
Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To
Din Raat Karunga Qki
Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai..!

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Added 3 years ago

Padh lo ab ..!!!
Ek ladki ko english bolne ka bahut shouk tha.
shadi ki 1st night pe usse pata chala ke uske patti ka ek pair nhi hai.
Woh ghar aa ke apni maa se boli mom mere husband ka sirf ek foot hai.
Maa heran ho ke boli,, hey Bhagwan,, beti aur tuje kitna bada chahiye?

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Added 4 years ago

Ladki Mere Paas Aayi…
Mene Ussko Dekha…

Pakda Piche Se Khola Or…

Aaram Se Ander Daal Diya…

Ladki Bahut Khush Hui…

Kyun Ki Woh Pehli Baar Dalva Rahi Thi…

Pata Hai Kyaa???

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Mobile Mein “SIM Card“

Yaar Tum Log Na Galat Mat Socha Karo.

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